Fun

Do you have printing jokes or mistakes funnier than these? Let us know.

I think some of these could be staged.  But what the heck, they're all possible and fun.

Honey, I'm so happy you're so helpful again!

Caller to direct mailing: "I'm the target market and I don't like it!"

Yes, dream holiday for my mother in law!

Why did you decide to work in prepress? “I got into prepress because I heard of the strippers.”

There must be a better headline

Client at press check: "I like it! But can you make the snow look a little warmer?"

Yeah, right!

Advertiser: "Can you make the pig sexier?"

No one at this newspaper reads it.

Yes, Earthlings! We have 9 days in a Martian week!

Client: "I really like the color but can you change it?"

A case of seeing the trees but missing the forest

Client to Designer: "I feel that red just isn't right for Christmas!"

Guys, I bet they forgot you read, too...

Client: "It looks great, but don't use Latin. Make it Italian or Spanish."

This advertiser demands his money back and a new prepress manager.

She's beautiful, but would you go into the water?

Why didn't I leave it to the professionals?

Guys, you'd better think twice...

Will someone call the city hall?

This is really BIG!

We hear you!

The good book: 100% authentic, 100% authoritative.

Can Your Folder Do This?

Found this on Google. Not the typical folder in your print shop. Apparently a skilled hacker at this print shop had too much time on his hands.

The Beginning